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The Guest Timing - T-Shirt (Dark colors)
The Guest Timing - T-Shirt (Dark colors)
€1 from this order supports street cats in Aljezur.
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The guests are already seated. The timing, as always, is perfect.
This is Luuk's version of events, written on a t-shirt so you can wear it the next time someone asks why you're opening all the windows. The answer is on your chest.
I Gotta Wait Till The Guests Arrive First. Then I Use The Litter Box. I'm Not Stupid.
Available in light and dark colors. Heavyweight ring-spun cotton, structured fit, built to last. Printed on demand - made when you order it.
FAQ
What size should I order?
Use the size chart below – measurements are in both centimeters and inches.
| centimeters | |||
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
| S | 67.6 | 96.5 - 104 | 41.3 |
| M | 71 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 45 |
| L | 74.6 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 48.3 |
| XL | 78 | 127 - 134.6 | 52 |
| 2XL | 80.3 | 137.2 - 142.2 | 55.2 |
| 3XL | 82.6 | 144.8 - 150 | 59 |
Product measurements may vary by up to 5 cm.
| inches | |||
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 18 ¼ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ | 17 ¾ |
| L | 29 ⅜ | 22 | 19 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 26 | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 27 ¾ | 23 ¼ |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2".
What's the fit like?
Relaxed fit
A looser fit that provides extra comfort and free movement.
Streetwear look
The t-shirt's heavyweight fabric gives it a structured look that's perfect for streetwear outfits.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. This keeps the print sharp and the fabric in shape longer.
What's the joke?
It's Luuk speaking. Luuk is a tabby cat from Eindhoven with legendary bathroom timing and zero remorse. This is his explanation. He stands by it.
Is this a gift?
Yes. Especially for cat owners who have apologized to guests on their cat's behalf at least once. They will recognize it immediately.
Made to order. Production begins after your order is placed.
EU Warranty: 2-year legal guarantee applies.
In case of defects, you are entitled to a repair, replacement, or refund.
Manufacturer & EU Representative:
StinkTiger
CCI 8 b, Espartal, 8670-119, Aljezur, Portugal
support@stinktiger.store