Feared by many. Smelled by all.

For people who've accepted their fate.

Work From Home Essentials

For everyone Working From Home with a cat who has a different understanding of your schedule. The t-shirt explains his reasoning. The mug documents the outcome.

€49,99

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Damage Control Kit

For when the guests have arrived and the situation requires management. The enamel mug acknowledges what cannot be explained. The candle handles the rest. (personalize your candle)

€42,99

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Morning Survival Kit

Everything you need to start the day after living with a cat. The enamel mug for the morning debrief. The candle for everything that happened before you got out of bed. (personalize your candle)

€42,99

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The Gravity Test

Why Does My Cat Knock Things Over?

Cats knock things over because their paws are precision instruments built for hunting, and pushing objects off surfaces is how they test whether something is worth chasing.

Why Does My Cat Use the Litter Box When Guests Arrive?

Cats use the litter box when guests arrive because unfamiliar people trigger a stress or territorial response that activates elimination behavior.

Why Does My Cat Sit on My Keyboard?

Your cat sits on your keyboard because you are paying attention to something that is not your cat, and your cat's nervous system is wired to fix that.

In charge since 2016. Unshakeable confidence. Signature smell.

Luuk has been running this household since 2016. He has strong opinions about mealtimes, laptop availability, and the optimal placement of his own body. He has never explained the smell. He never will.

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