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Made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse the size chart below – measurements are in both centimeters and inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" style=\"border: none;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ecentimeters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize label\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; 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