{"product_id":"the-guest-timing-white-mug","title":"The Guest Timing - White Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour morning coffee. Luuk's version of events. Together at last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe white glossy mug carries the full joke. Luuk's explanation, in his own words, for why the timing is never accidental. It fits on a desk, in a meeting, at a breakfast table. People will ask. You'll know exactly what to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI Gotta Wait Till The Guests Arrive First. Then I Use The Litter Box. I'm Not Stupid.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCeramic, dishwasher and microwave safe. Printed on demand - made when you order it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's on the mug?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLuuk's explanation for his bathroom timing. In full. No apologies included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e11oz. The joke is on the front, the StinkTiger logo on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs it dishwasher safe?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Top rack recommended to keep the print sharp longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Especially for anyone who has ever hosted dinner and lost the room to a cat. They will recognize it immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"StinkTiger","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57653920170368,"sku":"1057350_1320","price":14.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/6560\/5248\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-front-view-69bbf415585be.jpg?v=1773925419","url":"https:\/\/stinktiger.store\/products\/the-guest-timing-white-mug","provider":"StinkTiger","version":"1.0","type":"link"}