{"product_id":"the-guest-timing-enamel-mug","title":"The Guest Timing - Enamel Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo context provided. None needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThings I Can't Explain To Guests.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe enamel mug for the person who has stopped trying to explain the smell, the timing, and everything that comes with having a cat with zero social awareness. Lightweight enamel, suitable for hot and cold drinks. Not microwave safe. Made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does it say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Things I Can't Explain To Guests.\" It works on multiple levels. You know which ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho is this for?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCat owners who have hosted dinner parties. They will understand immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs it dishwasher safe?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand wash recommended to keep the print sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Pair it with the white mug for the full story: Luuk's version and the owner's aftermath.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"StinkTiger","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57657597362560,"sku":"7945892_11189","price":19.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/6560\/5248\/files\/enamel-mug-white-12-oz-left-69c4f2b1b25ee.jpg?v=1774515636","url":"https:\/\/stinktiger.store\/products\/the-guest-timing-enamel-mug","provider":"StinkTiger","version":"1.0","type":"link"}