{"product_id":"the-gravity-test-t-shirt-light-colors","title":"The Gravity Test - T-Shirt (Light Colors)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe pen was on the edge of the table. You were watching. He made eye contact. You both knew what was coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI Gotta Test Gravity First. Then I Knock Something Over. I'm Not Stupid.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLuuk's explanation, on a shirt. For everyone who has sat across from a cat conducting field research on their belongings. Heavyweight ring-spun cotton, structured fit. Available in light and dark colors. 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