{"product_id":"the-gravity-test-hoodie","title":"The Gravity Test - Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou were there. You saw it happen. You watched him look at you afterwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWitnessed Gravity Working.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe hoodie for everyone who has served as an involuntary audience to nine years of field research. No explanation on the front, just the badge. The right people will read it and nod. Premium unisex hoodie, heavyweight cotton face with soft fleece interior. Made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse the size chart below – measurements are in both centimeters and inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie runs small. 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