{"product_id":"sweatshirt-under-cat-management","title":"Under Cat Management - Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe structure is clear. The hierarchy has been established. You did not choose this management style. It chose you, sometime around week two of owning a cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnder Cat Management.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the household where the cat sets the agenda, approves the schedule, and reviews all decisions before implementation. Not a complaint. An organizational chart. Premium unisex sweatshirt, heavyweight Cotton Heritage fabric with a soft fleece interior, ribbed crew neck. 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