{"product_id":"sweatshirt-full-time-cat-servant","title":"Full Time Cat Servant - Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo clock-in. No clock-out. No negotiated terms. The position was never advertised and you somehow got the job anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull Time Cat Servant.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a complaint. This is a job title. Worn by people who have accepted the full scope of their responsibilities, the feeding, the lap-sitting, the 3 AM door-opening, the explaining to guests. All of it. Premium unisex sweatshirt, heavyweight Cotton Heritage fabric with a soft fleece interior, ribbed crew neck. Made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFAQ:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse the size chart below – measurements are in both centimeters and inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" style=\"border: none;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ecentimeters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize label\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; border: none; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 24.9703%; 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Tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does it say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Full Time Cat Servant.\" Your official title. No further job description required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, for anyone who lives with a cat and has quietly accepted who is actually in charge. 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